HEY I'M BEING RANDOM AGAIN!!! So you know, most of these are me and my lunch table friends....we're weird....

"There will be a red triangle in the road and there will be a horse that will say hello to you and start waltzing." -CR
"You could walk there… if you walk… with your legs…" -CR
"I'm bored." "Have you tried pretending to be a fruit bat?" -JA, CR
"I'm a ninja!" -CR
"I was a nice person once, it was horrible." -JA
"Meow! You're not my mother." -CR
"Why is my life so sad?!" -RF
"Caitlin's a Nazi! That explains so much." -Magaretto
"You know how I won? Friendship." "You know how I lost? Nazism…" -RF, CR
"I was threatened with a rubber band once… it was terrifying." -JA
"Salads don't have feelings, but how would I know… I'm not a salad." -CR
"I feel like I just murdered someone and I don't have any use for the body… THIS IS SO STUPID!" -CR
"In Jackie's heart you have a little seed of good deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down and it just sprouts vines of evil!" -Magaretto
"Can the seed carry a whole cake?" "I think so… the seed is strong!" "It's like an ant!" -CR, JA, Magaretto
"Margaret didn't you murder your parents?!?" -CR
"The one who threatens to kill me, the one who can't hear and the one who's never there." -Magaretto
"She bit the alligator's hand." -CR
"I think of girls in restaurants and frogs and giant alligators playing trumpets." -Magaretto
"Caitlin you're like a bank." "Yeah my parents treat me like an ATM." -JA, CR
"I've already drunk all of my drank!" -CR
"Hey Rachel want to go nem nem nem… forget I said anything…" -CR
"I don't know what you want." "I'll tell you what I want… what I really really want." "I don't want to know what you really really want!" -CR, Magaretto, CR
"Why do things happen?" "Because physics happens." "But why does physics happen?" "Because things happen." "Then why do we have to go to school??" "To learn about things…" -Magaretto, JA, Magaretto, JA, Magaretto, JA
"I will stab you with my pen!" *draws on Margaret* "It's evidence!" "Of what you being a bitch!?" -JA, Magaretto
"I'm sorry. No I'm not. Yes I am. No I'm not… I'm conflicted." -CR
"Mission success. Wait, what mission?! I don't know what I'm talking about! I had no mission! Particularly not to have Caitlin let me take a picture of the poem Jackie wants to see on my iPod, because that did not happen." -Magaretto
"A story about squids… by Caitlin Ross." -CR
"I got it from an anonymous source that may or may not be your facebook page…" -Magaretto
"18 hoes equals 300." "STDs." -Magaretto, JA
"One day I'm just going to wake up in the middle of the night and say did you hear that?? And my dog will be like no!" -CR
"It's doubly doubly doubly true… doodle." -CR
"Let me check my box… that isn't a box… hello?" -CR
"There's a carrot in the crossroads… it's screaming at me!!" -CR
*opens a bag of carrots* "Why am I eating this? I'm living life on the edge… dancing with death." -CR
"Will you fill up my water bottle for me?" "With what?" "....Unicorn tears! What do you think?!" "Are you sure, because I know a guy." -JA, CR, JA, CR
"If I were a bird I'd be an albatross. If I'm reincarnated as a bird, I have dibs on the albatross." -CR
"It's a whale. It's just got some tumors its fine!" -CR
"Caitlin, you're drunk, go home." -JA (repeatedly)
"I just said it. You know how I say things like flamingos and albatross!" -CR
"Hold on I need to channel my inner woohoohoo!" -CR
"My friends' quoting makes me twitch. Is that normal?" "My friends' quoting makes me homicidal. Is that normal?" -CR, JA
"You can dance with a water bottle." -CR
"It's premeditated, so it's less of a struggle." -CR
"Rachel you're contagious. And I'm vaccinated." -CR
"You will pass a bear. Wave to the bear." -CR
"It's a rainbow! It's an unfortunate rainbow." -RF
"It's a vicious game when there's no friendship." -RF
"I want these, because they're black. Like my soul." -JA
"There's a little voice in my head that says you should fling your hand really fast. And I'm like why little voice in my head? Why??" -CR
"It's a gateway." Everyone…/the lunch lady no one likes
"As you can see there's a direct correlation between the amount of time she said cute and my twitchometer." -CR